Yes, I am aware of the irony of the title. Still, hear me out.
Hey friend, I know you’re not reading this blog. But I’d just like to say thanks for the trust and support you’ve given me over the most trying half year of my university life with the most amusing stories (like ever), and the most backhanded compliments (again, like, ever).
Also? No, not working at a fast food place. Like, ever.